and i looked up. we had an audience...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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