office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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