you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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