I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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