so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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