It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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