I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize
