Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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