Buhtt sex?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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