his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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