the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm both gender and math confused
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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