this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
