break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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