I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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