we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
COCAINE IS GR8
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
dude. I can hear the air.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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