So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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