Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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