yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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