That's intense
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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