we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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