so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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