no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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