Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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