Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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