We're like a lot better than the average bears
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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