ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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