There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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