Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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