Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Are my feet made of real feet?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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