So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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