I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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