ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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