none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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