Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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