wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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