Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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