Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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