she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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