Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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