I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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