While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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