I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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