How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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