i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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