fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
A bitchslap is in order.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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