If i come over, it means nothing
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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