no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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