All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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