NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Help me help you realize you are a moron
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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