did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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