Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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