After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
