I'll bet she douches with gravy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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