Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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