you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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